Peanut Butter There's a food going 'round, That's a sticky sticky goo... Peanut, Peanut Butter Well it tastes real good But it's so hard to chew Peanut, Peanut Butter All my friends tell me That they dig it the most! Peanut, Peanut Butter Early in the morning When they spread it on toast Peanut, Peanut Butter Chorus: I like Peanut Butter Creamy Peanut Butter Chunky Peanut Butter too! Peanut, Peanut Butter (Open up your jar now) Peanut, Peanut Butter (Spread it on your cracker) Peanut, Peanut Butter (Scarf now) Peanut, Peanut Butter Chorus My Grandma called While I was havin' a snack Peanut, Peanut Butter My tongue got stuck So I couldn't call back Peanut, Peanut Butter "My mouth is full Grandma" Was all I could say Peanut, Peanut Butter "That's perfectly clear You sound lovely this way!" Peanut, Peanut Butter Chorus One, two, one two, tres, quatro... Peanut, Peanut Butter, yum yum Peanut, Peanut Butter, no cholesterol Peanut, Peanut Butter, goes down smooth Peanut, Peanut Butter Peanut Butter pizza, Peanut Butter tacos, Peanut Butter egg foo young Peanut, Peanut Butter (hic, hic, hic) Peanut, Peanut Butter (hotcha, hotcha,hotcha) Peanut, Peanut Butter (hat, hat, hat) Peanut, Peanut Butter Chunks of Peanut Butter! Lumps of Peanut Butter! Gobbs of Peanut Butter! Globs of Peanut Butter! Chorus (Oh no! All gone!) Brother for Sale Well, we think this world Is a real nice place But we think that it's a crime That we should have an older brother Who picks on us all the time So, next time he's sleeping in his room We're goin' to sneak in and tie him Then we'll talk him out into the street And see if someone will buy him Chorus: Brother for sale Only fifty cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Only fifty cents Hey, would anybody like to buy A slightly used big brother? Even if you have one now Trade him for another He will help you with the chores And he's fairly clean The only problem is, sometimes He can be so mean! Chorus: Brother for sale Only twenty-five cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Only fifty cents If mom knew we were selling him We would really get it Buy him now, don't pay 'til June On approved credit Buy him now, and we'll tell you What we will do, mister We'll even throw into the deal Our little baby sister Chorus: Brother for sale Only ten cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Only fifty cents He will always pick you up When you take a fall And he's good at showing you How to catch a ball He always tells these funny jokes And does this crazy dance Hey, wait! He sounds like a pretty nice guy... Let's give him one more chance Our brother's not for sale Not for any price Our brother's not for sale We guess he will suffice We like to hug him We like to bug him He's really rather nice Our brother's not for sale Not for any price! Gonna' Stay in the Bathtub ('Til the Soap Disappears) "Hey, Ash! There's water dripping from the ceiling! Right into my cereal." "It must be our brother. He's upstairs taking a bath." "I told you we should have sold him." Bring on the clowns Bring on the boats Bring on the soap, make sure that it floats Bring me my bubble bath, strawberry, please Bring me some sandwiches, ice cream and cheese I don't know how long this could go! Chorus: I'm gonna stay in the bathtub 'till the soap disappears Stay 'till I'm wrinkled clean up to my ears It may be for weeks and it may be for years Gonna stay in the bath tub 'till the soap disappears Something to wash with and something to scrub Something to rubba and something to dub Three plastic bottles, a one gallon pail My blue rubber ducky, my green blubber whale And now I'll step into the tub! Chorus Wait, I'm not ready-I nearly forgot I'm here in the bath but the water is not I just can't believe it I just have to laugh But at least it isn't too hot Chorus (2 times) Desperate For a Dog Mom and Dad Can't you see we're sad? Pining away for a canine Woah is me Oh the misery We'd like a dog We lack a dog Alas! Alack-a-dee! Chorus: Desperate Desperate for a dog We're just desperate for a dog! Give us a puppy! Not a gerbil or a frog We're just desperate for a dog! Give us a pooch! A kid's best friend To romp and frisk and bark Lick your nose, shed on your clothes Chase a frisbee in the park Desperate Desperate for a dog We're just desperate for a dog! We've asked you politely For a year or two You always say we'll see about it Then you never do Our friends all have got dogs How do you thing we feel? What's the big deal? A collie or a dalmatian A poodle or an Alsatian Maltese, Pekinese Please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please! Chorus We're begging!!! Keep your hamster and your hog We're just desperate for a dog! It's no big thing Any mutt will do Let's trot to the pound, pick out a hound Find a shoe for him to chew Chorus Hugged By You Sometimes when the rain falls Or when I'm feeling, really sad Or if I get lonely Or if I've behaved real bad Chorus: I'll get hugged by you I'll feel better Through and through 'Cause I've been hugged by you I wish you knew How much I love being hugged by you Sometimes when I've fallen Scraped my knee and bruised my pride In the distance you'll be calling And running' by my side Chorus I've been hugged by you I wish you knew How much I love being hugged by you How much I love being hugged by you. The new Kid There once was kid Who moved to the block From down around the bend He was a lonely new kid And the new kid needed a friend One day a boy on a bike rode by The new kid waved and shouted "Hi! Hi! I'm the new kid Would you be my friend?" But...the boy on the bike said "No indeed! I've got all the friends I need! However...I know a girl in gold Who's very friendly, I'm told" So, off they set on a little hike The new kid and the boy on the bike To find a friend for the new kid 'Cause the new kid needed a friend! When they came to the girl in gold The new kid tried to be very bold "Hi! I'm the new kid Would you be my friend?" But...the girl in gold said "Eeww, eeww I hate boys and that means you! However...I know a tiny tyke You would be someone she'd like" So, the girl in gold and the boy on the bike And the new kid all set off on a hike To find a friend for the new kid 'Cause the new kid needed a friend! They found the tyke sitting in her crib Dribbling Gerbers down her bib "Hi! I'm the new kid Would you be my friend?" But...they ting tyke said "Waa, waa! Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa, waa! I know a dopey dog He'd make friends with a log!" So the tiny tyke and the girl in gold And the boy on the bike and the new kid All set off on a hike To find a friend for the new kid 'Cause the new kid needed a friend! To find the dog was not too hard He was burying bones in a neighbor's yard "Hi! I'm the new kid Would you be my friend?" But...the dopey dog said "Ruff, ruff! Rauaaughf, ruf! ruf! ruf!" And so the new kid hung his head And very sadly said, "If I can't make friends with a friendly pup I might as well give up!" Weeks went by and his birthday came And he still didn't have a friend to his name When school was over home he trudged And he started to cry and his face got smudged And he opened the door.. And he rubbed his eyes... And he heard a roar..."SURPRISE!" Happy birthday new kid From all your very new friends! From the dopey dog and the tiny tyke And the girl in gold and the boy on the bike Now, every one of them was his friend Things take time... The end! Neighborhood Kitchen Pots and Pans Rhythm Band There's something special happening at our house today Our friends are coming over and we're all gonna' play But we're not playing with bricks or blocks or outside in the sand We're heading for the kitchen To play with pots and pans! Chorus: We're the neighborhood kitchen pots and pans rhythm band Making' noise and having lots of fun So when you feel the beat Just stomp your feet and clap your hands With the neighborhood kitchen pots and pans rhythm band Scott's on the spaghetti pot Linda's crashing lids Philip hits the skillet Tim taps the muffin tins Gretal plays the kettle Suzie plays the spoons And before you know it They're tapping out a tune Chorus (2 times) Salad spinner Dust buster How we wish the telephone would ring (ring) YES! Colanders, tupperware, eggbeaters, supperware Come on! Lets make that kitchen sing! Chorus I Can't Hear My Parents Call Mother: Mary-Kate! Ashley: Mom's calling. Mary-Kate: Really? I don't hear anything. Mother: Time to brush your teeth! Ashley: You're right. I don't hear anything either. I hear caterpillars crawling Through the grass so late at night I hear the earth worms wiggling In the early morning light I can hear grasshoppers walking On their feet so light and small But not matter what I'm doing I can't hear my parents call Chorus: I can't hear my parents call Though they call out loud and clear They can shout until they're hoarse It will never reach my ears If they're shouting' in the summer If they're screaming' in the fall Any season, any reason I can't hear my parents call I can always hear the secrets That my parents try to keep I can hear them late at night When they thing that I'm asleep When they're whispering' in the basement I can hear them in the hall But when they want to get me I can't hear my parents call Chorus They took me to the doctor She wired up my ears I heard the softest sound That anyone could hear She gave me a certificate It's hanging on my wall It says my ears are great I just can't hear my parents call Chorus x 2 Identical Twins Hello! We're twins, we're twins, yes sir I am me she is she Except when I pretend I'm her And when we switch You can't tell which is which You don't know who you're talking to Because we're identical, 'dentical, 'dentical, identical twins! We look a lot alike But we are not alike I'm loud!...I'm quiet She's serious...she's a riot We're totally, totally Different, different Identical twins! We read different stories We watch different shows In our slightly different colored hair We wear different bows We dance to different music We laugh at different jokes Gosh, gosh It's like we're...two different folks Though we appear alike We're nowhere near alike She's sweet...she's saucy What's that mean? You're bossy Says you...it's true Is not!...Is too! We're totally, totally Different, different Identical twins! I am not a xerox I am not a clone A duplicate, a copycat A second scoop...on the ice cream cone Friends, pals, partners, chums But we're marching to different drums We look a lot alike But we are not alike Two...two, totally...totally, utterly...utterly Opposite...opposite, totally...totally, different...different Identical twins! Two...two, totally...opposite, utterly...different Opposite...utterly, totally...opposite, different...totally Identical twins! Identical twins! Deedle-leedle-lee, dum! Show and Tell Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it. Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning? Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he's sick. Mary-Kate: How come? Ashley: First grade. he can't take the pressure. It's Sunday night and tomorrow is the day I'll sit down in the circle and Miss Cunningham will say... "Who's brought something special, who would like to share?" I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there! Show and Tell, I just can't take it Show and Tell, I'll never make it Everybody brings such interesting things But not me Show and Tell, I'm gonna flunk it! Show and Tell, I've always stunk at Finding something cool To show the other kids at school Like Jennifer brought a sea shell Jessica showed her snake Justin brought his new little brother A real live baby, give me a break! Nicholas had a fossil And Natalie had a skull I looked on my shelf and said to myself "Dull, dull, dull!" Show and Tell, the others love it He gets hives, just thinking of it Anything I choose Is sure to be a total snooze Once I brought a marble, A really pretty marble The kids said "Look...a marble..." I thought I was gonna die A Show and Tell day victim But Mondays, now, I've licked them I stand on two feet and tell a complete Lie, lie, lie! Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine! Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine! Lost it on the way-Is it Show and Tell Today? Ahh gee! Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine! Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine! Had it in my hand-I just don't understand, where did it go? Show and Tell-has lit a fire In the heart of this little liar-I didn't know it could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really! Show and Tell-my brother ate it! Show and Tell-my dog peed on it? Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to it and I got this rash and I couldn't breathe and my mother said "Drop that thing before it kills you" Honest! Show and Tell Imagine (Pachelbel's Canon) I can imagine wonderful things Caves in the backyard, boats with wings And I can turn any old, everyday thing I find Into something useful with my mind Chorus: Cardboard carton English castles Laundry basket racing cars Dinosaurs in secret hideouts Jungle gyms that fly to the stars Imagine, imagine That is what I do all day And my imagination could change the world someday Chorus 2 x And our imaginations could change the world someday! And our imaginations will change the world today!   Double Up Three kids playing' on a vacant lot Jumping' jumprope for all they got Down the road comes Samantha Sue: "I like to jump rope. Can I jump, too?" Sorry, Sammy, no can do. There's only one rope. No room for you. Chorus: "Please" "No." "Please" "No." "Pretty please" "No!" "Pretty, pretty please." "Oh OK." We'll have ta- Double up, double up Two are in the middle Double up, double up Ropa-dopalong Double up, double up Two can play the fiddle Double dutch, double clutch, sing the song Charlie Chaplin sat on a pin How many inches did it go in? One two three four five six seven...wait Who's this bouncin' on down the bricks? It's Ben and Jerry on pago sticks "We wanna jump too. It looks like fun" Sorry, fellas. Can't be done Repeat Chorus We'll have ta- Double up, double up Now there's four a-jumpin' Double up, double up Ropa-doalong Double up, double up Now we're doin' somethin' Double dutch, double pump, double clutch, double jump. Singin' this double up song: Anna Bananna Played the piana All she could play was Star Spangled Banner Two quarts of Crisco Cookin' in a pot H-O-T spells hot! Double quick double time Hot and peppery Double dip, double flip. Double jeopardy OK, that's enough! Grits and gravy. Bagels and lox. How many weeks since you changed your socks? One two three four five six...oh. Four more kids come out on the stoop It's Bernadette and he doo-wop group "We wanna jump, too. Is that all right?" Forget it, Bernie. It's too tight! Chorus We'll have ta- Double up, double up Eight are in the middle Double up, double up Thank you very much! Double up, double up Eight are on the fiddle Singin' this double up double up song: Sugar is sweet. Pepper is hot How many heads has your brother got? One two three four five six...rats! The Dallas Cowboys were passing by. And they decided they'd like to try. "Sorry, Cowboys, what can I say? A football team? There's just now way." Chorus We'll have ta- Double up, double up Sixty eight are jumpin'. Double up, double up Thank you very much! Double up double up This is somethin'! Double dutch, double pump, double clutch, double jump, Double up-times two. Pepper is hot. Sugar is sweet Tell me the size of your mother's feet. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... (fade out) I am the cute one I am the cute one It's obvious There's no comparing The two of us I'm not to blame The facts are plain I've got the looks I've got the brains And I am the cute one She's just my sister I am the cute one Everyone knows I've got the profile She's got the nose She's the older I am the younger So after all is it any wonder? I am the cute one She's just my sister People say we're two peas in a pod And that we look like each other There's something that they forgot I am the cute one She's just my sister I'm not to blame The facts are plain I've got the looks I've got the brains And I am the cute one She's just my sister People say we're two peas in a pod And that we look like each other There's something that they forgot We're no the same whatever you say I love her and she's OK But I am the cute one She's just my sister You wish I am the cute one She's just my sister Brocolli and Chocolate One day I was shopping in my local grocery store I grabbed a big bar of chocolate As I was heading for the door I tossed the chocolate in my cart Beside a stalk of broccoli They started talking. Talking? Yes! At first I didn't believe This is the story of broccoli and chocolate It made the people talk alot About broccoli and chocolate A very happy pair He said, "You make me feel yummy." She said, "Mmmmmm, you make me melt." The first time a veggie and a candy bar Could tell each other how they felt She said, "Being with you is delectable." He said, "Being with you is a treat." He was bright, bright green with envy Because she was so sweet. It's all about broccoli and chocolate It made the people talk alot About broccoli and chocolate A very happy pair As I was walking home that day The sun was so hot on my grocery bag The chocolate melted, the broccoli wilted When their voices stopped, I felt sad But when I got home...what did I have? Brocco-chocoli! Now i like brocco-chocoli alot Mom, it really hits the spot, That broccoli and chocolate A very happy pair And that's the story of broccoli and chocolate It made the people talk alot About broccoli and chocolate A very happy pair Man this song makes me hungry Oh, me too. It must be time for my favorite treat What be that? Oh, you know what that is Broccochocoli? Choco-broccoli! Broccoli and chocolate a very happy pair Untrue I am the cute one She's just my sister I'm sorry I am the cute one She's just my sister Ida Know I've got a friend named Ida. I really like her so Her first name is Ida. Her last name is Know. So when I'm caught red-handed Here's what I do: I say "I didn't do it It was you know who..." Who put ketchup on the floor? Ida Know Who put crayon o n the door? Ida Know When your mother tells you "shame" And you need someone to blame, Just remember Ida's name: Ida Know Who ate Oreos in bed? Ida Know Hit the baby on the head? Ida Know If there's trouble and they find it, Smile and tell them who's behind it Just one kid could mastermind it: Ida Know Ida Know- She's the one who wouldn't shush She's the one who wouldn't flush She's a lot of fun to play with Wo wo wo- It's the only way to go Cause when you know Ida Know There's so much you get away with Who forgot to do her math? Ida Know Put a goldfish in the bath? Ida Know Stuck a finger in the strudel Used a vacuum on the poodle Come on, kiddo, use you noodle: Ida Know So if you do something wrong-Ida Know You can sing this little song-Ida Know But if this one doesn't do here's another one for you: Ida Wanna-she's good, too Ida Wanna? Yes you do Ida Think So Yeah her too Ida Thought So She's gone to Idaho Ida Who? Are we through? Ida Know My Horse and Me I had this dream That I owned a horse His name is River He comes when I call He's black and white so he stands out And when I ride him I fell so tall My horse and me We ride around the world for there's so much to see And I would never give him up for all the puppies in the world For I just wanna be my horse and me I know it's hard to care for a horse I will protect him from winter's chill Oh, what a dream. Could it come true? Will I find River and ride him in the hills? My horse and me We ride around the world for there's so much to see And I would never give him up for all the puppies in the world For I just wanna be my horse and me I just wanna be my horse and me I am a kid I am a kid. Let's get that right I'm red and yellow. I'm black. I'm white On a sunny day, on a stormy night Gonna toot my whistle, gonna shine my light. I am a kid. I am a kid. I am a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a k-i-d. A k-i-d, that's me. I am a kid. Let's get that straight. I'm seven. I'm eleven. I'm five. I'm eight. They say I gotta grow up but I can wait. I love love. And I hate hate. I am a kid. I am a kid. I am a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a k-i-d. A k-i-d spells me. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a k-i-d. A k-i-d and that spells me. I am a kid. Just wanna say "Hi" Life is tough but so am I Even on that rainy day I'm gonna be okay. Chorus: I am a kid (I'm a k-i-d) I am a kid (I'm a k-i-d) I am a kid (I'm a k-i-d) I'm a k-i-d. I'm just a kid tryin' to have some fun Without hurtin' anyone I'll sing until I'm done. I am a k-i-d. Now you might think that I talk too loud. Or maybe you think my head's in a cloud. But I'm just a kid, doing my thing. Singing what only a kid can sing. Chorus Come on along and be a kid with me. Cause every kid has got a right to be It's time for kids to make some history. So everybody let you kid be free. Yakety Yak Chorus: Take out the papers and the trash Or you don't get no spending cash. If you don't scrub that kitchen floor You ain't gonna rock and roll no more. Yakety yak. Don't talk back Just finish cleanin' up your room Let's see the dust fly with that broom Get all that garbage out of sight Or you don't go out Friday night. Yakety yak. Don't talk back. Yakety yak. Yakety yak. Yakety yak. Yakety yak. Talkity talkity talkity talk. Sqawkity sqawk. Sqawkity sqawk. You just put on you coast and hat And walk yourself to the laundromat And when you finish doin' that Bring in the dog and put out the cat. Yakety yak. Don't talk back. Chorus Yakety yakety yakety yak. I'm sickety-sick of all the flak Sqawkity sqawk. Sqawkity sqawk. Don't talk back! Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak. Yakety yakety yakety yak. Talkity talk. Talkity talk. Yakety yak. Yakety yak. One buffalo, two buffali A goose and a goose make...two geese. A moose and a moose make...two meese? A mouse and a mouse make...two mice. A grouse and a grouse make...grice? Greese? One buffalo, two buffali? That sounds good. Give it a try It may be wrong. It still might fly. One Buffalo. Two buffali. An ox and an ox make...oxen A fox and a fox make...foxen? A cow and a cow makes...cattle. A sow and a sow make sattle? Seattle? One kangaroo, two kangari? Works for me. Give it a try. It may be wrong. It still might fly One kangaroo. Two kangari! A whole buncha crickets...make a racket. A whole packs jackals...make a jacket. Bucks make a bucket. Ducks make a duccat. Do a whole buncha duccate...make a quacket? Why not? A pooch and a pooche make...two peach. A leech and a leech make...two looch. A roach and a roach make...two reach. A priest and a priest...what? Preach? One carabou. Two carabi? I love it! Give it a try It may be wrong. It still might fly. One carabou. Two carabi. Twelve inchworms...make a footworm That's one long and skinny shaped worm. Two footworms...make a feet worm. Which you measure with a tapeworm. A gnu and a gnu make...two gnee. A shrew and a shrew make...two shree A pair of canaries. How sweet! That's called a parakeet. One cockatoo. Two cockafour. Why don't you make up some more? Adding an "S", oh what a snore! One cockatoo. Two cockafour. One buffalo. Two buffali One carabour. Two carbi One kangaroo. Two kangari One buffalo. Two buffali Hey, Mary-Kate, what's a lot of baby tooths? Baby teeth. What's a lot of Baby Ruths? Baby Reeth? A lot of hippos? Hippies! Two buzzards? A blizzard. No one tells the president what to do Someday I'd like to be President. It's a job that's caught my eye. I know I'd enjoy being President And here's the reason why. No one tells the President how to dress. No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess. No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn. And if anybody tried to you can be they'd soon be gone. No one tells the President not to slouch. No one says, "Don't put you feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch." No one tells him "Company's here. Use your fork and spoon" Unless they want to be the next Ambassador to the moon. Chorus: No one tells the President, No one tells the President, No one tells the President what to do. No one tells the President not to run. No one says, "There's no dessert until that speech is done" No one says, "The Press is coming. Clean behind your ears" Unless they want a "time out" that will last the next four years. Chorus She'll change all the rules. The kids'll run the schools She'll be on the side of girls and boys. She'll fix all the laws. She'll be like Santa Claus And her cabinet will overflow with toys. No one tells the President how to speak. (Parent: Ashley!) No one says "You can't be on TV for one whole week." (Parent: Time to eat!) So when I've had enough of "Time to eat" and "Where've you been" I'm headin' down to Washington to get myself sworn in. 'Cause no one tells the President (Parent: Mary-Kate!) No one tells the President, (Come on!)(Time to wash up) No one tells the President what to do. No one tells the President, No one tells the President, No one tells the President what to do. (I'm gonna count to three.) No one tells the President, (One...) No one tells the President, (Two...) No one tells the President what to do. (Two and a half...) No one tells the President, (Young ladies, I mean it!) No one tells the President, No one tells the President what to do. (Now!) Coming! See you on Election Day. Don't let your Mom go shopping Well mom, you know I love you. You mean so much to me. I love the sense of style you got from Oprah on TV. I love the way you've don't the house, the paintings in the hall. But why'd you buy these clothes for me down at the mall? You say the salesgirl told you this stuff was really great. This stuff was not in style, Mom, when you can Dad used to date. And if you make me wear it, my friends will laugh at me. Is this some kind of weird, new child psychology? Chorus: Don't let your mom go shopping on Saturday all alone. You'll have to find some kinda way to make her stay at home. But if there's something that ya need you'd better go along Or your mom will get you something that's wrong Oh, Yuck! The Sleeping Beauty slippers, the macramé barrettes. The undershirt with zippers, the sneaks that look like pet, The Day-Glo plastic raincoats-it's uglier than sin. And about the Bambi lunchbox...Earth to Mom, come in! Who'd you buy the pants from? An archaeologist? And isn't plastic leopard skin on the Endangered List? It itches and it bulges. It rides up in a bunch. It dates back to the 50's. It's just plain out to lunch. Chorus Mom, tell me I'm dreaming. There's got to be some horrible mistake. Mom, it's like a nightmare. But one look in my closet and...ahhhrrg! I'm wide awake! Mom: Oh, this is adorable. Oh, and it's on sale. Oh, "All sales final" She'll love it! Your mom will get you something that's wrong. I'm goin' off to school now in shoes of powder blue. I won't look in the mirror cause I might not make it through. I'm meeting my friend Connie. Look, her shoes are powder blue. It's clear to see that her mom went shopping too. Chorus yes, she'll get ya something, Your mom will get ya something that's wrong, Your mom will get ya something that's wrong. We love to scream We don't like the merry-go-round We get tired of swings We prefer the bumper cars And other scary things All we want to do is ride the Big Dipper We want to fly in the sky. "Cause we love the roller coaster That's making Daddy green Yes, we love the roller coaster Cause we love to scream Yes, we love to scream. *screams* We like hanging upside down And whipping round the bend Hold your breath and close your eyes 'Cause here it comes again All we want to do is ride the Big Dipper And see the ground disappear 'Cause we love the roller coaster Where Mommy won't be seen Yes, we love the roller coaster Cause we love to scream Yes, we love to scream *screams* All we want to do is ride the Big Dipper. We want to fly in the sky 'Cause we love the roller coaster That's making Daddy green. Yes, we love the roller coaster Cause we love to scream Yes, we love to scream Moms song (We think we'll keep you) Moms are special people They hug you all the time They help you do a lot of things You might be scared to try They take us to the playground The movies and the zoo Mom, we're really lucky Cause we've got you When we get in trouble As little angels can We know we're gonna get that look From our biggest fan She let's us know we messed up And sometimes she gets made But even then, she's still the best mom Two kids ever had Oh, Mother, we need you every day We think we'll keep you Oh, Mother, we love you Even more than songs can say You're funny and you're smart Yuu finish what you start If we could, we'd elect you President of the Mothers No matter where you go We hope it always shows... You're the very best Mom we know Oh, Mother, we need you every day We think we'll keep you Oh, Mother, we love you Even more than songs can say You're the very best, specialest person in the world